I can't believe the ONE time an author gets unprecedented creative control over a film adaptation, it's fucking E.L James and 50 Shades of Grey.

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

Not defending keeping a gun where the kid could get it, but it's called poverty.

People. Stop keeping guns where your kids can get them. It really isn't that hard.

But the vaccines aren't 100% effective so you're still putting yourself at risk going among the disease-ridden Californian upper class - albeit not as high a risk as those who were never vaccinated.

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

Being a domestic violence victim does not disqualify her from being a perpetrator of child neglect.

If you're afraid you're doing something that's going to get your kids taken away from you, then you should probably have your kids taken away from you.

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

It is SO hard for me to subscribe to this theory. I want to be generous of spirit and forgiving, but my sympathy well is close to dry. It's hard for a child to accidentally get burned, repeatedly, and burns are exceedingly painful and scary. If the moms are, for whatever reason, unable to protect their children, maybe…

Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

something tells me she didn't wish for world peace during her interview segment

This has been one of the most therapeutic pieces I have read in a long time. My sister and I are estranged from our mother and when people hear of this they usually paint us as spoiled children. "But that's your MOTHER!" they say. No matter that she was and is an abusive psycho who both my sister and I tried our…

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

As a trans woman invested in owning a vagina, literally (monetarily) and figuratively (emotionally), and physically (yeah that one is obvious), I find this silly. If there are issues with the play, then add some monologues about SRS vaginas. I think that would be awesome.

Oh, my fucking God...

oh my god

So much secondhand embarrassment for Madonna. #cringingextrahard #whatafuckingtravesty

Madonna spells about as well as I expected.