me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

Unless it was necessary

Every time I post a gross thing people are all "NOT AS GOOD AS THE PUMPKIN SEED STORY," so I got the greenlight to run it again to celebrate 2015!

While Boehm's words are ill-considered, they are obviously born of the frustration of having Manbook overwhelmed by women mistakenly attempting to procure the services of male escorts.

you're only responsible until you make a mistake. And most of you will make a mistake. It may not end up this badly but you will make a mistake.

We might laugh, but I've never seen an Argentinian werewolf so it's clearly working.

he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?

You bought an airline ticket with a seat number. Now sit there. This isn't a bus.

Living in Ireland, I can tell you with absolute certainty that the vast majority of people want this woman to be put to rest, including the religious people, who aren't nearly as fundamentalist as their counterparts in the the USA.

No, I'm questioning the "third" bit since she was shot before the cops.

You think a 12 year old who stabs another 12 year old isn't mentally ill? This shit doesn't happen in a vacuum. Children accused of violent crimes are way, way, way more likely to be mentally ill, mentally retarded, to be addicted to drugs, to have been physically abused themselves, and to have been sexually abused.…

These are 12 year old kids who haven't been convicted of anything. Their names should not be published period.

I understand that distinction, but I'm still appalled that they are being tried as adults. It just seems so wrong and so misguided. The difference between 12 and 18 is pretty significant, and when you add to that mental illness? I just don't see how they can argue that these two are, essentially, adults when they so…

Really bad comparisons here. Those were grown men who should be charged court. These are two severely mentally ill 12-year-old girls who should be processed in juvenile court and given therapy.

Why, why, why is Jezebel posting the names of severely disturbed children whose charges will very likely go to juvenile court?

I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.

"I love the man. I support you, Bill. We're praying for you... aren't there more important things to talk about in this world?"

It bears repeating: