His sources don't like being asked about their gray.

@SpiritusMundi: ...which would work if the SEC were revoking Alabama's 1979 championship.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: I diagree. She's good at handling small dix. She's got a bright future at Alabama.

Katie Bakes, love your writing. But, I'm married to a former 13-year old from Pennington, NJ, so you could have stopped there and I'd have known you were divorced from reality.

(Parenthetically,

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: I grew up in a small town in Nebraska. One time, during my senior year of high school, I was telling some folks that I was going to Wash U and that it was in St. Louis. One feller, John Deere hat tilted back on his balding head, gets a quizzical look on his face and goes, "Hell, son, I never…

Meanwhile, Blake Griffin did this last night.

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:

@ScientificMapp: How can I so violently agree with you, then want to kill you in the same sentence?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:

@Fendi Hotdogbun:

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: He's not only slow, but inelastic.

@lauren_jo:

@Julian Vargas:

@Same Sad Echo: Love Belhaven Scottish Ale. Used to be a place in Newtonville, MA had it on draft. Man, that broguetastic.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: gracias

Brett wishes there was an app for that.

@Tulos_Mullet: Worse than a Mullet? A shifty Mullet.

it was "a one-sided scrap in which Allen clearly got the best of Mayo"

@Gourmet Spud: That's like an Atlantan complimenting Sherman's wondrous abilities in the Zippo Flint Striking competition.