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@Gourmet Spud:

I've been mentally writing the best man toast for my friend Jeremy for decades now. And he's still not married, and he may never get married, which makes him a DICK.

a glossy Styx photo signed in silver glitter pen by everyone in the band. It was by far the best souvenir of the weekend.

@Gottliebs Cards:

So, the American took it 1-up?

If she didn't like that photo, she probably didn't like the ones of the better ball competition, either.

@Walk Off HBP: That is her! She finally got to sit in front of The Bus.

@InSinSeer:

@kake81:

@themightyspitz:

@twoeightnine: Joe Camel likes this.

@Maloik: Credit to your d-line this go-round. If Locker can ever get the offense going, you'll make it tough on us in the second half. We gotta stop turning the ball over and get some yards on first down.

@MopUpReliever: Looking good, Billy Ray!

@IronMikeGallego: That gets funnier asymptotically.

@UweBollocks: Or the airport combo of slow walkers and left-side walkers. I'm trying to pass the slow walkers and run right into the left-side walkers going the other way. Then have to back off. Then do it again.

@Maloik: The Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl - Our balls are slippery.

@Maloik: Yeah, I'm thinking my Huskers have maybe 1 shot in 10 of messing up this one. But, there's a 9 out of 10 chance of Bo's spittle hitting at least one referee.

@vodkanaut: I hear you. When I was young, our small town in the boonies had only two AM stations. Both country. Hourly updates on ag prices, tractor sales, and livestock auctions.

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