Man's best friend vs man's best friend with benefits.

I'm guessing that's a waxing moon.

@Phintastic: What's interesting to me is that Summerall sounds sober.

Singapore - the banana republic.

"...are a slippery slope to professionalism," Gee said, then turned around for another run on the booze luge.

"AJ, make this one and you get a smoke break."

Both Chass and Rogers had more readers than James, but both found ways to let logic escape them in spite of the papers they wrote for.

Yet if the old, fangled writers had thought to consider such "fancy" stats as opponents batting average (really, would that have been so brain-taxing?), they'd be anointing King Felix with extra-virgin olive oil today.

I still can't see Burt Campbell.

@AzureTexan:

Gilbert doesn't have to be open to drop a deuce.

@AzureTexan: Huh. It's how I get through a tough workday, too.

@Lionel Osbourne: Ray Fosse was SO excited to play in the 1970 All-Star game.

Yes, yes, Tiger shot a 69.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: ...and Sports Illustrated for Retired NFLers just keeps sending the same issue each week.

Best to start becoming unavailable now, before she doesn't want a damn thing to do with you. And she won't just as soon as she realizes how fucked up it is that you're even saying the word "bra" to her.

Instead, we're left with this phony little morality play.

In sports, empathy allows us to form dispositions...

@MattinglysSideburns:

As you were.