@JimmyDTU: It has been hard to meditate at Mass these last 20 years with all the bloviating.

That Paul Daugherty's a pretty good writer, with a real feel for the despondency and synchlessness of losing teams. Didn't he start in Cleveland?

They ministered to us as we tried to minister to them.

And Randy Moss Goes To...

@salisburysdatingcoach: That Young guy or that old guy.

@Walk Off HBP: I hate the monthly outbreak of forehead herpes.

@Sapphire and Chronic: Actually, per SI's horse porn this week, there actually was a second horse named Mondatta by the owner (who founded A&M records, Sting's label). I just imagine all the other horses thinking he's a Kenyan running stud and he turns out to run like Andy Summers writes songs.

This Via is an instant classic. Can I get a dozen?

@Phintastic: You think that's bad? Her stablemate Mondatta sucks and everyone thinks he's a whiny Brit.

"My mom wanted to send one of my articles to my aunt," Craggs says. "But she asked me how she could send it without the penis links on the top of the site."

sent

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"I'm Steve Fiorina and this is..."

@sleepyirv: Behavioral science has confirmed your premise many times. What strikes me in Drew's screed and, perhaps, the larger issue today is the fear of losing everything seems much more real. For everyone not super-rich. The belief that our generation (and our kids' generation) will be better off than past…

@StevePerryPsychOut: My right ACL from the same cadaver just spit its $8 triple-venti skinny soy hazelnut frappamachiatto all over its keyboard.

A few thousand volts and these guys could be making plays like this.

@AzureTexan:

Dribbling had not occurred to Naismith.

@President Camacho: +7 days, you adventist.

I showed my balls for this.