FEAR THE SOUFFLE!

Now there's a faster way to get a headache from playing.

@InSinSeer:

@David Hume: Usually when you ace a hole, even on tour, you get a free car. But, Byrd knew this was a Shriner's tourney...

@Double-Js-Protege: Forecast for Mazatlan? Acid rain.

That UT shirt is catty. Her Crimson Tide is showing.

@Swamphunter: Fox's strike zone seemed to show where the ball was caught rather than where it crossed to plate. Yet, on that sinker, even Fox showed it at the bottom of the strike zone.

@Phintastic: STAY OFF MY MOUND!

@Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage: His cellmate will be celebrating Christmas every day for the next 3,652 days.

Going to 8 players would cut the Miami Heat's salary by one-third. Of 1%.

@Hatey McLife: They make a nice snack.

@Baby, You Got a Stew Goin': "Well, Brian Wilson is your closer, which means he should be closing. There's nothing to close in this situation. They're behind. I think you need to have your lesser pitcher in the game here, so when you get ahead you have Wilson ready to close. I would always go with your lesser…

So, Oregon's beating UCLA 39-3 early in the 3rd quarter. And UCLA beat Texas 34-12.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Delilah's picked up our Dear Abby crowd, so we're left with the sports fans watching real sports.

@Clinton Portishead: Oh, yeah. Molson XXX certainly gives you a big bang for your loonie.

Is it possible to put on new socks and not immediately go sliding across the hardwood floors in the house?

The Huskers' Red Out Around The World worked about as well as Robert McNamara's.

C'mon. She simply misunderstood him when he said, "When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go."

nice gentleman, serious gentleman