@Donnie_Iris: How do you know that he isn't David Hume?

Only been to Yankee Stadium once. The big storyline was Roger Clemons going for his 20th win of the year against the Red Sox. But, after we were there for an hour, the game was finally canceled due to rain. We went back to our Midtown hotel, where we were attending a conference, and drank instead. It was September…

@Delonte, Interrupted: I think that Denton has that on his business card.

We wish to talk with you, Mr. Daulerio, of the Man’s first disobedience, and the fruit

The funniest part about Mark Rypien going after a fan was that he couldn't make the Lambeau Leap.

@AzureTexan: Unmolested? He was quite the receiver in his day.

@Lionel Osbourne: The one who never steals a base?

@JonathanSafranFoyer: Ha! Your electrons beat my electrons. That redundantly redundant waste of airtime by Darling was one of the dumbest comments of these very dumbly commented playoff games.

@Same Sad Echo: When ya ring the bell, just hold your britches. It takes me a coupla minutes to git up from this here davenport.

"Teixeira's holding the back of his leg - that usually signifies a hamstring problem." - Ron Darling

@Same Sad Echo: I worked in high school at a place and let's just say it's a big favorite with Midwestern ladies of a certain age. Cleaning those glasses was disgusting. But, yes, it's a real drink.

@Same Sad Echo: That's...Midwestern!

@Natzzzzzz: Kornheiser agrees. And his attorney will soon be contacting you for copyright infringement.

@Lionel Osbourne: I was not having super-hot sex with my European wife, so I was able to watch both games simultaneously.

Don't hide that lamp under a bushel.

@BuDaMan:

@Steve U: That place is tilted.

In non-news about Brett Favre's Penis, AJ makes the "Twenty-two Things I Think I Think-aroo"

♬ I can't drive, 55. ♬

Don't over-analyze. This is just how Gollum rolls.