Why Did Cal-Berkeley Demote Its 25-Time National-Championship-Winning Rugby Team?

Lotta horsefaces, not much pink at the Pink Pony. Nasty, nasty place, where I'd expect to find Patton Oswalt, not Roy.

If they hadn't run out of condoms, big ol' Girth McGillicuddy wouldn't have been popping this off his johnson and none of this would've happened.

In other words, Brad Childress spent all week drawing up a play he didn't know was already technically illegal. This man needs to choke on vomit that is not his own.

@norbizness: Or Stern'll go the other way and mandate the short-shorts of the '80s. Hard to bargain like a man while looking like Little Lord Faunt-l'roy.

the men were rated according to their performance.

What They're Saying About Brett Favre's Penis Today

@Gourmet Spud:

Simmombudsmons

But how many sportswriters take their own advice, abandoning their craft when their greatest glories are behind them?

@David Hume: But we're still playing Skins, right?

"You must be with Willie, Howard," Mel said.

The US Ryder Cup team is still recovering from an onslaught of customized mauve jerseys.

Gregg Rolie stopped believin'.

@mrsholdencaufield: Stratlader gets all the girls.

Is this how it ends? Not with a bang, but with a .240 hitter?

Never reading your website again asslickers! — Donny O.

@Yukos:

@bevraj of choice: Whatever you say, Renaldo.

...and the "Bobby Cox only gets ejected to pump up his team" legend grows just a bit larger.