@ScientificMapp: The sheets feeling extra silky?

@bevraj of choice: Yeah, you picked a wacky week to sate your teenage Philippine transvestite urges. Farve's got a commenter-sized dick that veers to the left (and we've all seen it), Moss is gone with the Sports Guy's approval and girls' fuck-and-tell is the new chic lit.

@vodkanaut: Infante Jest.

@bevraj of choice: If she got cell phone video, she's calling AJ as we speak.

@bevraj of choice: and if you have wi-fi you can go here for the game

@bevraj of choice: It's always noon somewhere. (Still 4-4 going to the top 9th.)

Good news - the Braves have tied it.

@IronMikeGallego: If the Braves wear their Sunday unis for Sunday's game in Atlanta, you'll experience deja vu.

Cain's upset that an Able Brave breaks his cherry. Murder to follow.

@vodkanaut: Autopublish thanks you for your scrappiness.

The Jets Have Their Hands Full With Favre

@OchentaYcinco: ...the time you'll be happy as a lawyer?

@aka_mich: ...and Aiello has to put in a quarter before going under the hood.

@The4thMolinaBrother: If it's defense-independent, then Derek Lowe scored a 139.

@BobbyHoying:

2 hits, 2 errors. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2010 Atlanta Braves!

@Lionel Osbourne: It only took 'em 3 innings to show the replay and comment that he was really out. Way to be on the ball Mr. TBS Producerman.

McCann may be the only person in Atlanta that can drive 55.

Forgot Burrell with the Giants this year. Appears he's had a decently solid year with an OPS+ of 139.

@Sapphire and Chronic: ...and he predicted the Giants' 20-10 finish.