Was that a "Fuck, yeah!" in the dugout after Young's homer?

Does this mean we'll need to pass the hat to get more athlete dong? Maybe FJM will match our donations...

The world has just seen Brett Favre's alleged penis

No Moss in the pics? He must be facing north.

@Peter Nincompoop:

Big Roy for the no-hitter. (No comment from Little Roy.)

Once again, Junior didn't have enough speed to win the race.

Contador's urine tested positive for elevated levels of plastic residue; the kind that would show up after a transfusion of blood from a plastic bag.

Huh. You'd think Temple would have better attendance.

Finally. Something about the Pirates that is foolproof.

@Pete Gaines: As I've gotten more and more enmeshed in youth sports with my kids, the more I realize I'll be very happy if they just get to play in high school and be done with it. There are some very nasty maggots hidden in tha apple-pie image of youth sports.

This is why boarding often leads to misconduct penalties.

Growing up in Nebraska makes you a very creative partyer. So little to do and so much duct tape.

@David Hume: There's a Rae of Carruth in that logic.

Plenty of males came. Whoring in the wee hours.

Phish fans are already gathering to protest the jamming ban.

@The_Dr: ...or screwed.

Manship? Karen Owen thinks that looks more like a Mandingy.

it's probably one step above a white can that says "BEER" in black letters on it. (Why has no one done that yet?)

@roland_t_flakfizer: So, the league make you break up?