Sultry Voice promises to toast your banana and nuts.
InSinSeer
InSinSeer
@roland_t_flakfizer: You should see Herfindahl-Hirschman's phone bill.
New research shows that if you drink 10 or more alcoholic drinks per week, you'll be more productive at work.
@SponsoredbyV8: I tried to use the "What the hell is water?" parable the other day on some folks, in a fitting context, and they looked at me like I had three (fish) heads. Musta been the delivery. Or I needed more anti-depressants. I do now, for sure, because it was clear that 25-30 highly educated people had no…
Kraft Services by Tommy Craggs is his idea of a big date.
Hell, most of my sex involves releasing independently.
He was in the middle of a divorce and could not yet accept what had happened...
#torymuppets - because your grandmother has a thatch(on)er.
...available to amateurs
...good with quick lies
@100percentinjuryrate: Yeah, Woodhead's from my (small, hinterlandian) hometown, so been following for a long time. Won back-to-back Div II "Heisman" (Harlan Hill) Trophies. Nebraska "Mr Football" winner in high school, but deemed too small for the Huskers by "I've got a dick in my ass" Callahan. Kid's a player,…
The bunghole's calling the neck red?
David's family album suggests this ploy might work.
@AzureTexan: Good to know it's just insanity - Panetta's all worried his earpiece is on the fritz.
@AzureTexan: Talking to yourself, or just on another super-secret spy mission?
"Instead of having a long spear, he had an orange traffic cone on his hand."
Plaschke always said, "I don't believe in sabremetrics, but I'm afraid of them." Well I believe in sabremetrics, and the only thing that scares me is FireJoeMorgan.
How about we compromise and hire someone who's interesting, but intelligent? Why isn't that an option?