@ClintonPortishead:

@AlbinoRhino: I love a good oxymoron.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Adolf Rupp's ashes are in the crypt under the exit sign.

"So here's what I do."

1. Takes dick pics

Guy Grabbing A Gal's Boob, Because Why Not

Baltimore was one of those teams without me so I felt as if it was a good opportunity for myself.

If he's only 17, will I get arrested for posting his athlete dong?

[deadspin.com]

And we are kind souls who just want to make the world a better place.

@Jefferson Short Bus: Sorry...just came down. What were we talking about?

And, finally,...

@MarkKelsosMigraine: No, HST was insane. DFW had severe depression. Big difference.

@cjvernon.nyc: @WipeMyPujols: Love Jenkins, loath the Sooners. I was a very small tyke when this game was played, but I have a hazy recollection of having my first boner that day.

It wonderful to see what a class act Jenkins was right before becoming a lawless, drunken, cantankerous clown.

I spread and I slot

@David Hume: They were going at it like (dust) bunnies.

@AzureTexan:

@shmendo: You're saying it was dirty?

Pittsburgh president Frank Coonelly on losing: "It stinks. It's embarrassing, painful and incredibly aggravating."