@Sheed's Bald Spot: ...and the attorney with the faux-hawk ponytail is simply a divine way to accessorize that outfit.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Abdulrahman Zeitoun can't think of any others.

I naturally get gas when I think of the Longhorns.

"Roy?"

POW!

@Phintastic: ...so there's a full-time uniformed policeman watching him fill that pothole?

Note: When Stephen Jackson ends up pulling a Harrison Ford in Patriot Games, this post will be deleted...

France Comes Up With Highly Symbolic, Largely Ineffective Punishment For World Cup Players

Is it George P. Putnam? He's not talking about hockey.

Those are the Lehman Brothers, trying to make up for the awesome TARP surfing they missed in 2008.

the world class underpants model, Irina Shayk — has now announced that the pair will be getting married

@Steve U: Sponsored by Erin go Brat meat products.

Calista Flockhart thinks Mary-Kate Olsen isn't too skinny.

This is what happens when Herbie goes to Monte Carlo.

Hey, Drew, in a few years your life will pick up. I took my 11 year-old son and 13-year old daughter to Inception this weekend.

you can bet the contract is frontloaded, with him making big money the next 12 or so seasons, then a pittance for the remainder.

Mussolini remains the Rodney Dangerfield of despots.

I missed this on ESPN today. The LeBruvuzeloopa drown it out.

@UpstateUnderdog:

Haven't seen this much rabbit carnage since Calvin Murphy reformed.