The four corners of his mind are just waiting for the right moment.
Cook's thesis, Marian Berri's faulty correlations to his haughty Princeton ego, is addictive.
@I Party With Smoot: I woke up thinking about this piece (thanks, Drew, you fuck) after working way too late on a project last night. I do agree with you that this is one mistake. But, boy is it a doozy. By both LeBron and our favorite whipping post of a "news" organization.
They're the whoringest whores that have ever whored.
Cherry-top that bitch...
The blog "Top Cheddar" has him going to Milwaukee.
It's like an oral sex version of Pascal's Wager.
"Get Off My Mound"
@Donnie_Iris: He's on the lam(b).
I miss STDs on Saturday, but this doesn't suck.
A shaven catcher? Oooh...Denton's all over that.
And thanks especially to the tech team, who no one ever thanks and you all hate, but that's only cause you don't know any better.
Emo demolition night. Brought to you by Locks of Love.
Sorry Mexico: still no replay for offsides calls.
Photo by Jim Fowler.
All the old Germans in Argentina are dancing like it's 1939.
As it did for Grown Ups, CARA rates the Phillies clubhouse PG-13 for crude material including suggestive references, language and some brief male rear nudity.
@Pete Gaines: Knowing 289, it'd be an ass-faced t-shirt.
This sport is stupid anyway.