@J Money BS: Maybe. After all, today BIRI showed they can explain pickup trips.

Given their carnivorous diet, their bodies are permanently in an Orange-Free State.

@J Money BS: Can we donate Dykstra's brain to the Brain Injury Research Institute while he's still alive?

@ScientificMapp: The ESPN Mobile headline yesterday was classic, with the historically insensitive, "Germany Rolls Over England."

@treefiddie: You're indicted as a co-conspirator.

let us know how toasty your feet get when you walk on sunshine for too long

Little did Dutch know the fun he would have in his later years with his new friend, Wilson.

@ScientificMapp: The way today is going, it's just Parr for the course.

""He told me it was all a comedy stunt, and that he was just joking around. I was extremely annoyed...

@Hit Bull Win Steak:

Bianca, the bandwagon wife.

Meanwhile, Benihana's been saving the collectible carp industry for years.

With Landycakes' voice, a whole new plethora of fags were baited yesterday.

"Oh, you are wrong. So very wrong. The Algerians did not play gallantly."

Today, We Are All Americans High-Fiving Our Moms

Sasha lets bone

@Delonte, Interrupted:

Records indicate they also seized a "CFL [Canadian Football League] folder" from the office of Galea.

Traffic can be obscene.

All the Panthers' receivers will be finding Moore ways to be Pikers this season because their QBs Can't, Well, throw accurately enough to hit a jar of Claussen pickles at 15 paces.