Why is everyone obsessed with a Tchatchke in a loincloth?

... says the guy all bent out of shape having a tantrum over a TOY.

To all the haters:

It would be Tony Shalhoub, Missi Pyle, and weird tentacle sex... not hot, but I'll bet it would be AWESOME!!

I only bought an iPhone so I could put it in one of the 28.4 BILLION cases made for iPhones. :)

Punch the puzzle guy?

Or... buy a $17 rice cooker from Target and have a nonstick cooking surface forperfectly cooked rice every time, for years and years.

Finally digging into Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Will probably beat it this weekend, and start Revelations.

Blinking is both at once, for a fraction of a second... wow, that I have to explain that.

When I was in the Marines, they told us to close an eye when were were out at night and they shot off flares, so that we could preserve some night vision when the flare burned out. It actually seemed to work pretty well, especially if you are like me and you can wink with either eye.

Hey Other Joe... there are LAWS that you have to deal with. If you have a shotgun outside of your house and in your hands, whether or not there's a round in the chamber, you can potentially be charged with "brandishing in a threatening manner" and get locked up. A pistol in a holster is just as lethal and nearly as…

I don't believe you... nobody could care about the terrible characters on Journeyman, except for possibly hoping for horrible deaths, even/especially for the kid. Or the wife, who was the most terrible non-Kate female character on TV, ever. And I kept hoping Kate would get eaten by the polar bear.

I hang around my house at all hours day and night with a gun on my hip and a dog on a leash. I AM the "neighborhood watch" and any thief with a bit of sense will pick a difference house if they know what's good for them.

Most of the games I love rank around a 6.5-7.5 which is OK but not "awesome" according to the folks who write reviews. If I loved God of War, then why would I totally hate derivative games with slightly different features like Dante's Inferno and Darksiders?

Not very much though, because it was a pretty cheap guitar and there just isn't that much margin on something that they let you buy for $175... at the end the owner came out and basically pleaded for my dad to take whatever he wanted and just get out. :)

Wow... that's just really awesome.

Yep. I watched my dad absolutely emasculate the owner of a guitar shop for a really cheap guitar. He got them down to the online price, and then proceeded to make them give him a strap, a gig bag, a T-shirt, a hat, a couple of extra sets of strings, a few dozen guitar picks, and a cleaning kit... and then he made them…

Well, you can always counter with a crazy low-ball offer and use that to gauge how much they expected to cheat you for.

Big box stores like Best Buy are better for haggling than you'd think, if you're spending over $1000 and don't mind clearance and floor product. I went in there a few years ago and got them to knock an additional 10% off a clearance HDTV, about 50% off of a floor model receiver, about 20% off a Blu Ray player, and so…

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