I’m a white guy named Chris. 15% of the guys in my high school class were named Chris. If you ever have any trouble telling one Chris from another Chris, ring me up and I’ll help you out. I’ve got the inside track.

And yet:

I’ve done work on Chappy, which means I’ve ridden that exact ferry with an F-450 towing a 30+’ trailer multiple times. And driven it through Edgartown without hitting anything. I’m kind of proud of myself.

I haven’t been following this too closely. What are the major changes from the Witcher 3 minigame to this?

Also, this is my desktop right now. I work from home and have my business and pleasure PCs side by side.

All day every day for years. Work, gaming, everything. They haven’t released a new model in ages, but I’m not sure what they’d even be adding or changing. They’re perfect for me.

You touch on it, but it bears clarification: “Straight up” is not the same as “neat.” If you order something “straight up”, it will be chilled first (either shaken or stirred depending on the drink), and then strained off the ice. This means it will be cold and slightly diluted. The degree of chilling and dilution…

I’ve been rocking a pair of Audio-Technica’s ATH-M40X for a good long while now, and still love them. Super comfortable for over-the-ear headphones, incredible sound, easily replaceable cords, and a damn reasonable price for this kind of quality.

I’ve been rocking a pair of Audio-Technica’s ATH-M40X for a good long while now, and still love them. Super…

It’s a huge pain in the ass. My wife is trying to sell hers back. On the initial form, she accidentally checked a box that implied that someone else was doing it for her, and it asked for power of attorney information. Instead of being able to just change it back, she had to wait on the phone and get everything fixed.

Can you be compelled to produce your own dash camera footage if it does show you in a bad light? It seems like it might be a 5th amendment issue.

But how will the computer react when it realizes it’s jumping over a dog?

It’s not nearly as rare (although I suppose it’s rare by the standards of Western cars), but the type 34 Ghia (same engine as my late lamented Squareback which spontaneously combusted) is still my favorite.

Yes! I couldn’t remember his name for the life of me, but for some reason that vague ghost of a man looks like he’s wearing the same smug look Norm Macdonald always has! So smug!

Is it Trabant week and nobody told me? DeMuro just did on piece on them, too!

Is it the dark? Is it bad that I sometimes go to Ikea just to buy the dark chocolate?

This sounds like a brilliant idea. I can hardly keep my eyes open once someone starts telling me about the dream they had last night or this time they got really high, like so high they couldn’t even, man.

Damn. For a minute I thought this was a method to load it on to cars that don’t have it.

Now I really hope one of her voice lines is “My voice is my passport. Verify me.”

The game is designed to be played only once. You spread it out over a number of sessions (I think I read Seafall gives you 14 or 15 sessions). Over that time the rules and objectives of the game change frequently. Once you reach the end, you’ve written on lots of things, added stickers, torn up cards, and done so many…

While in high school, none of the Christians would have anything to do with him because of his bad language. They all agreed not to witness to him, convinced that he was the last guy on earth who would ever accept Jesus Christ.