Features my car ('71 VW Squareback) has which I don't use:

That's what prison is for. If you think these people are dangerous, they need to be in prison for the safety of others.

My DD is an orange '71 Squareback. I have a handlebar mustache. I referee roller derby.

I get plenty of looks and tons of smiles with my '71 Square. I sometimes feel like I'm bringing a brief moment of joy to many of the other drivers out there. We need more orange classic cars on the road.

I had a 2001 Focus ZX3 manual up until a few months ago, when it was totaled. I bought it new and loved that little thing. It may not have been a sports car, but it was $15k when I bought it off the lot. For that price it was a hell of a car.

When I was in high school, we had the pleasure of swapping out the engine in my dad's late-60s Ford pickup. The best part of that job was how you can fit the straight six in there with two grown men standing inside the engine compartment on either side with plenty of room to spare.

I'm a big fan of the semi-circular horn ring in old VWs. It's one of the many things that makes me smile every time I get into my squareback (although this pic is of a bug).

The problem we're trying to avoid is the misappropriation of Native American headdresses, not just headdresses in the general sense.

I had to look up what Bev Mo is, and no, we don't have that in Virginia. All bottled hard liquor is sold by government-owned ABC stores. They've got a monopoly. You can get bottled beer and wine at grocery stores, convenience stores, or small specialty stores.

Liquor laws are kind of insane and terrible in general. Here in Virginia, if you sell alcohol, you must make a certain percentage of your money from food sales. I don't know the actual number, but it's not insignificant.

Here's the thing: Is Mike sometimes (often, even) kind of a giant jerk? Sure. That's part of where much of his brand of humor comes from, and if he was perfectly polite and sensitive Penny Arcade wouldn't be anything like it is today.

The problem I see is that in one of these situations, the submissive partner may go into it with their eyes open and consent fully, but after a few years (or maybe even months), I don't know that I'd trust that person to be able to make a reasonable, informed decision.

Now I kind of want to do this with my Squareback. I'd have more room for batteries, at the very least.

I believe the root of that statistic is that the sites Google returns host many videos each. If one of the videos on that site includes violence or rape or weapons, it goes into that category.

VOTE: Weber Q series:

Vent windows?! How were we ever prepared for this European icon of luxury?

It would save us a great deal of money if the guilty admitted it off the bat.

Is it just me, or has FB made hiding the noise tougher lately?

I bought the game solely based on the awesomeness of the trailers. I only had a few hours to put into it before I did a lot of traveling without a gaming computer, and I wasn't exactly hooked, but I certainly don't think I wasted my $10.

When I was in middle school, we had to write an instructional paper on how to do something. I wrote mine on how to commit suicide. I thought the paper was funny and clever and full of my awesome, pre-adolescent dry wit.