Khloe Kardashian has Instagrammed a photo of North West's left hand (we are still waiting on photographic confirmation that the baby has a right hand).

Let it be November now!!!!!

I really hopes he gets notes when he's left the toilet seat up.

I want to meet her spouse. I'm sure their life is charming.

Semi-serious question: At what point can we charge the entirety of Congress with treason? This whole mess is getting beyond ridiculous.

Slutty McSlutsluts, why won't you be controlled?

Republicans,

No, because this is how the residents of Pawnee all drink from water fountains:

The First Lady on Parks and Rec would be amazing. .I think it would be awesome if Ron was the one who had the super-fan moment if the First Lady was on. Like it was a deep dark secret because of her gardening skills and his Libertarian side doesn't want to admit it. Call me NBC. I will take payment in the form of a…

Headcannon of Michelle and Leslie being BFFs accepted...

Starts writing fan-fic where Ron meets The First Lady and finds out her middle name is Tammy.

There is something great about non-famous people trying out historical/famous diets. This series by Rebbeca Harrington is really enjoyable.

I'm throwing out my rec for Emma Jane Holloway's The Baskerville Affair Trilogy. I've been lucky enough to get ARCs of these books and they are fucking fabulous (I'm currently reading A Study In Ashes). I'm just going to CAPS OUT all the reasons why they are wonderful:

Because Tony Goldwyn is 53?

Wig! Are you going to carry a watermelon and sit in corners?! Letting hair dry in foam rollers might work,

Does it diminish the moment if my mind immediately went to "I can derelict my own balls thank you very much." as soon as he delivered the line?

I think he's got a portrait in an attic. Or he moisturizes with the blood of virgins. Or something.

Fitz is five years younger than Cyrus. Think about that.

IS HE GOING TO PUT YOU IN A CORNER AND THEN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT? ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE A FLYING LEAP INTO HIS ARMS? CAN WE HAVE PICTURES?

Dude, I've been all about some Tony Goldwyn for years. Even when I saw Ghost when I was a preteen, I kind of rooted for him even though he was a no-good-horrible super villain who had Patrick Swayze killed, the bastard.