Is Alexander Zverev related to Natalia Zvereva by any chance?

If this is the worst thing that ever happens to his white ass, he should be very, very glad.

I’m 60 years old and I still use this stuff EVERY SINGLE DAY.

I had that haircut once. Luckily I had a husband or I’m sure no one would have wanted to fuck me either till it grew out.

This is like in 2000 when my then-Log Cabin Republican hairdresser voted for Bush because he liked lower taxes, then was outraged when Bush appointed John Ashcroft Attorney General. I was like, “DUDE, he told us what he was going to do. You have no excuse for being surprised.”

I hope all of this is just warmup for massive worldwide festivities in 2017 marking the 200th anniversary of the death of Jane Austen.

GODAMMIT can this season get any worse? OTOH, Justin Tucker hit from 47 yards and we won. Which I totally didn’t see coming. (I’m in DC now and couldn’t see the game till the [Unnameable Washington team] game was over.

DAMN. I loved Details when it first started out, especially Hal Rubenstein’s “I’ll Eat Manhattan” column. But lately, yeah, just a lame fashion rag.

It is bullshit to let somebody sign up online and then make them call you to cancel. Stamps.com used to do that and it was a bear trying to quit. It should be illegal.

All teams should be accorded perhaps five or ten minutes of privacy after the end of the game - enough to shower quickly and throw on some clothes - after which ALL journalists should be admitted to the clubhouse.

I’m a satisfied user of the Cover Girl self-sharpening eye pencils, mostly Carbon (dark grey) and Grey Khaki (a lighter, more olive-y grey). I’ve been using them for years and get them at Walgreens.

Is she a Mormon? Don’t they baptize dead Jews posthumously?

I never wanted an amazing memorable proposal. I always get embarrassed for the women whose boyfriends propose to them on the Jumbotron at baseball games. HOW HUMILIATING. My husband proposed to me over the phone and we’re very happy.

That orange one? Yeah, it’s the Penguin edition.

I visited Chawton Cottage in April and spent a small fortune in the gift shop and yes, there were tea towels.

He is one handsome devil.

This is so lame. I’m a Christian and I drink (well, except when I’m on oxy, as I am at the moment).

I baked bacon for my husband but he didn’t like it. Maybe I should have left it in the oven longer.

A friend who is a Kansas alum owns a T-shirt that reads KANSAS IS BIG COCK COUNTRY.

If Colin is in it, how bad can it be?