“...Henry Miller comes to mind. D.H. Lawrence. James Joyce. I see myself standing amongst them defiantly.”

I fly Alaska a lot, always in an aisle seat, and it is about 90% doable on their planes. Maybe more — there’s always a button under there, but sometimes I can’t make it work.

Every time I saw Thor, all I could think of was, “The Dude Abides.”

I hate being a wet blanket, but don’t forget that Anthropologie is part of the Urban Outfitters network, founded and still chaired by Richard Hayne, a major (and unapologetic) pal and supporter of Rick Santorum. I really like a few of those things and technically I could afford to buy them, but I just can’t spend…

THANK YOU. Tonya has had a tough life, and I am very sorry for it, but she is not a hero. I’ve read that FBI report.

I want the server to see that $5 bill in the jar and not be sure who put it in there. I am not sure why, now that I think about it.

Please accept all the virtual hugs and support I am sending your way. I am very sorry for your pain. I can’t imagine what it would be like to lose my own husband so I am aching for you.

Funny, this is not so different from the women’s list of “Things That Make Dudes Interrupt You When You’re Minding Your Own Damn Business.” But we do not need to be wearing sports gear.

His parents named him after Batman and he became a pimp.

Wait, she had a FELONY warrant for possessing a FAKE ID?!

I have nothing to say about Roger Goodell or his extraordinary compensation. I simply wanted to acknowledge the shoutout to Chuck Thompson represented in your username. Well done, sir or madam.

I’m glad I waited till I was 50 to get married. When you’re 50 nobody comes sidling up to you and says, “So, when are you going to start a family?”

If you are at least a size 12 or 14, and don’t mind an elastic waist, I love the “Relaxed Stretch Twill Pants” from a company with the unfortunate name “On The Plus Side.” They used to be called “Making It Big.” They go up to like 8x or 9x and the pants come in three different inseam lengths. I wear them all the time.…

Also plus sized here. My go-to with jeans is Lucky Brand tops, which are femmey enough to look “nice” but feel like t-shirts.

I buy those Lucky Brand mixed print knit tops on sale for about $40 (or sometimes less) and when I need to step it up a little bit I wear one of those. They are machine washable cotton and/or rayon and I even put them in the dryer on Extra Low. You can throw on a navy blazer or a nice cardigan over them if you really…

Just the 4, sadly.

FLOUT not FLAUNT. Thank you.

It all comes down to: would this person be a monarch even if they were not married?

I would imagine that more than a few women said no to him.

How on earth does Caitlyn Jenner think she can win a Republican primary anywhere, even California? What a colossal waste of money and energy.