Well, thank God he's not going after green 2000 Passats, is all I can say.

I love him when he gets feisty.

I know! I tell everyone that if Mr. Hon ever gets hit by a bus or divorces me I am just going to zip it up and become a hermit. Maybe get a puppy.

I love her so much. She gives just the right number of fucks about the things that deserve to have fucks given about them, and not a single fuck about anything else.

How terrible, exactly?

Slate published an annotated version.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat…

• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Oh holy shit. I didn't live in PDX then so I don't think I had ever heard that story before. FUCK.

Speaking as a white woman with boring straight hair who has probably spent a couple of thousand dollars on perms over the years .... I'd kill for that hair. To have hair like that, naturally, would be a dream for me.

Being a Republican, or any kind of social conservative. Just could not deal with that.

Leonard Cohen is releasing another live album, "Live in Dublin," pretty soon, and after I preordered it from iTunes I listened to the teaser song, "Come Healing."

I bought some of that for my brother. His girlfriend threw it away. WTF bitch?

I guess the SOB really is the most published person in the world.... NOT!

I would never want to spend a lot of money on an engagement ring, but Mr. Hon's grandmother left her big rock to him for his future wife, so when we got engaged he gave it to me. We don't have any kids and never will but I told him that I am going to put into my will that the ring will go back into his family, so one…

These are my beloveds. Keen Kaci. The most comfortable non-sneaker ever.

That last quote makes perfect sense to me. I'm a Democrat and I would never vote for even the most ardently pro-choice Republican for any legislative or executive office. Because on the first day of the session when they line up in their caucuses, the first question is, who has the majority? And that's where the…

I like Cincinnati chili, at least the way they make it at the Hard Times Cafe in Northern Virginia. With Fritos or Tater Tots, and shredded cheddar on top, it's damn tasty.

Being a plus sized lady occasionally has advantages. I own about ten pairs of "relaxed stretch twill pants" from the unfortunately named "Making it Big" catalogue. They are spendy but great pants (that come in three inseam lengths!) and they have enormous side seam pockets, big enough to hold your phone, keys, lip…