And when you meet her in person, with long pants on, she seems tiny.

I'm imagining this cover with a nude Kirby Puckett.

Mr. Hon and I have discussed this. I get Colin Firth. He gets Heather Locklear.

I am definitely getting SleepPhones for my next international flight. It's annoying to sleep with real headphones on but I often use classical music to help me drift off.

Well, in fairness, plenty of people who use wheelchairs can stand up for a few seconds. When I had a broken ankle I was in a wheelchair but could stand up for a little while, especially with a railing in front of me to grab hold of.

I had one of those pilonidal cysts when I was in high school. I had no idea what it was and didn't tell my parents because butt. It did hurt like a mofo but I kept going to school every day etc. Finally one Saturday while everyone was out but me, I was lying on the couch and suddenly I felt a lot of warm wetness in my…

He'll always be The Continental to me.

A friend of mine dated him for awhile. I've met him. He's every bit as much of a dick as he seems, and maybe even more. I used to cut him a little slack for loving baseball so much, but no. He has proven to me that he is irredeemable.

I had laser done on my legs and after years of waxing my follicles pretty much gave up the ghost. I shave my legs maybe three or four times a year, max. When I do, I use baby lotion. You have to rinse the razor under the hot water tap to get the goo out in between swipes but it does a wonderful job and my legs are so…

I would eat the fuck out of those.

Yes, the dress is hideous. But it just doesn't matter.

OMG the cuteness!

Do not be disrespecting the blazers with stretch. If you have to wear a blazer all day long, or God forbid, on an airplane, that 1% - 2% Lycra can make a huge difference.

I like DD because you can walk in there at any time of day and get an egg sandwich, unlike McD's, Starbucks, and most other places. Also, you don't have to ask for your coffee using an annoying Italian or fauxtalian word, and the iced tea is better than Starbucks.

Pussy Riot

I am a walker, not a runner. I bought a pair of Merrell Jungle Gloves last year and wore them for about six hours before taking them off in severe pain. Two stress fractures and one flare up of plantar fasciitis, and I'm still feeling the consequences seven months later. I'm now wearing Hoka One Ones and I'm happy.

Yay Seth Matlins! I used to work with him. What a great guy and I love what he's doing now.

My mother stopped talking to me about my weight after awhile, but my dad never stopped until the end of his life. Literally, the last time I saw him before he died, it occurred to me that he must be in worse shape than I thought because he didn't bring it up.

My maternal grandmother and I were very close. She died young, at age 66, just before my 18th birthday. She didn't treat me like a kid at all, but like a cherished friend when we spent time together. But she would have felt that it was inappropriate for her to be my bridesmaid, and I'm not sure I would have thought of…

I discovered this about 20 years ago and it is a great trick. I used to wear pantyhose and heels to the office but I commuted in the same pair of flats every day and after a few weeks of summer wear in Washington DC they got pretty skanky. Put some rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle and sprayed them inside every night…