Ugh what sucks is despite Barstool continuing to be a festering cesspool of bro culture, since they received a hefty investment (from the Chernin Group), they’ve been able to get some good talent. I feel almost guilty listening to Pardon My Take because I know it’s supporting that shithole of a website. Fuck, they do…

Nice.

Nice.

Been daydreaming all morning about my dream Roger Ailes death scenario.

I love a good baseball beef. In hockey, a beef results in two dudes kicking the shit out of each other. In basketball, it’s done through passive aggressive sniping in postgame interviews.

In return for an affirmative answer to the grooms proposal, the bride-to-be will receive the grooms 2018 1st rounder, 2018 2nd rounder, the right to swap first round picks in 2019 (top three protected), and the grooms mid-level exception (mid-level exception being the nickname of the grooms dick.)

Yes.

I don’t find it remotely surprising that a bunch of preppy, white, rich, probably conservative assholes were being racist.

New road trip idea: A cross country tour of all the major league stadiums exclusively on their Bark At The Park nights.

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He just released a short film that he wrote and directed starring Cedric The Entertainer and I’m amazed that Deadspin hasn’t brought back Grierson & Leitch to review it.

There’s only been one player labeled a “LeBron Stopper” who has ever been remotely successful at stopping Bron in the playoffs and it’s this beautiful man right here...

He’s basically a toned down version of Russell Westbrook. Like if someone gave Russ a handful of ADHD medication.

Am I the only one who thinks that graphic looks like Woj is blowing up swastika?

Enes Kanter is definitely O. Winterbone. Russ is C. Bandicoot. Steven Adams is... Massage Room?

What are his thoughts on the Juicero?

Hope they had a blast!

Howard should just say it was his Tourette Syndrome.

It just seems like all the pro athletes get the smart/adorable/articulate pups and babies while us normal folk are left with the dummies.