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Best thing you've done all day is look up people who can't spell "grateful"?? =P

after the lego-car accident:

Don't worry: even though milk is flowing normally, the flying cow may not inflate.

this is a trebuchet quick release. they just fling the dead cows into france where they go unnoticed.

Ditto! I was thinking the same thing! That would just be awesome.

Buy AMD!!! Now, this would create an interesting competition to Intel/ARM.

MMmmm... "Google chips". Yummy.

Yep. That is exactly how fast a helicopter would have to load Christmas trees to justify the expense of using a helicopter to load Christmas trees.

The thing you need to be cautious of are the temps you are running the still at and which parts of the output you keep. Assorted bad and some poisonous products of fermentation boil off at both higher and lower temps than the good alcohol that you are trying to produce. You'll hear distillers talking about the head

There is one in my kitchen that we pray to before we eat

It looks like a bike Robocop would use.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

"I kill every growing thing I bring into my apartment."

Did he get it by asking the dead guy if he still needed that hat?

EPIC.

Carob?? If you have children, they definitely hate you.

Lee Trevino bet him $500 he couldn't hit three balls with one swing.

Get on my level.

That's some nerve. Complaints about dancing from a bunch of honeybees.

The only Starbucks that allows non-Apple computers.