There is one in my kitchen that we pray to before we eat

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Lee Trevino bet him $500 he couldn't hit three balls with one swing.

That's some nerve. Complaints about dancing from a bunch of honeybees.

The sad part? It is almost two weeks later and she is still in character.

Its a Madagascar Bourbon Vanilla bean. Bourbon refers to the bean.

He's just trying to get a good look before he decides on the spread for Oregon's next game:

Who's Andrew McCutchen?

At around the eight-mile mark, in the zone and distracted by the music she was listening to on her headphones

1. Take $25

I had a student in one of my classes who drove the trains from Duluth to Two Harbors in MN on the weekends. After an accident I asked him how often he had close calls with cars pulling across the tracks in front of the train (every crossing on that line is open with no barriers, just lights).

Truly, you do not want to pull out in front of any kind of large truck (semi/hauler etc.) but the cement trucks are incredibly dangerous because while a semi will most certainly have it's cargo firmly strapped into place, a cement truck is carrying liquid. Incredibly dense, incredibly heavy liquid.

Aah, an excellent practical demonstration of asshat physics. Nice work, Peugot!

Virgin Galactic. No snacks, beer, checked luggage and I can't bring my chihuahua to sit on my lap. On top of that it costs $200,000 to fly me TO THE SAME AIRPORT I JUST LEFT! What happened to customer service, Branson?

Spirit Airlines.

A college gf of mine had a VW Fox for awhile and routinely ran it with extremely low oil (lazy and ignorant) but amazingly, once the oil level was corrected, it would run like nothing had ever been wrong. I don't know which species of unicorn tears VW used to coat those bearings, rings, and such, but that old motor…

Along with tires, rims.

I love this one...

This goes without saying.

That reminds me of the time I was driving my X5 and came upon a construction zone. The orange barrels were forcing my lane to end and merge into the right-hand lane, which is only used by diseased hippies and Obama supporters.