Either that or they were part of a seriously experimental theater troupe's debut performance!

And it'll only be people in glass houses who are safe! Who would have ever though they'd have the advantage?

Fun fact: owl feathers are specially shaped to be silent. If you take, say, a wing from a pigeon and wave it in the air, you'll hear an audible "swoosh." If you do the same with an owl wing, you'll be hard pressed to hear anything at all!

I'm endlessly perplexed and entertained by "rage vomit." Rage and vomit are two things that I never would have put together but now I can't get the image of somebody angrily vomiting mid-argument out of my mind! It's brilliant, effective, and highly weird!

Jawohl!

It's never too late! Seize the day! Go get yourself that Barbie and a nice crucifix! Fulfillment can be had with just a few penny nails!

In mine it's "customer." Doesn't seem that bad to me!

Eurofighter Typhoon! I really like that one actually. It looks totally badass and flies pretty damn well!

Grippen! I just saved the government $60,000,000,000!

Also, since most of our pork is mass farmed, the meat we get comes from malnourished atrophied animals and is, thus, completely white! If you ever get heritage pork that's been properly raised, you'll notice that it's actually quite pink, even if cooked to death.

Was confused... Googled... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?! Also, a loofah seems mighty harsh for that kind of use. Am I wrong?

You beat me to it. Same joke, more concise, quicker. I tip my hat...

You're right! She should be fired from her position as reporter and news presenter! Oh wait, that's not what she is so she's not required by her profession to tell the truth. Actually, it turns out she's a politician, so she's required by her profession to lie! She's doing great!

Coincidentally, also her "O" face... It's how she got the negative conditioning towards sex. Anybody who would see her cum would run in fear!

Wow, such cover!

You're Eskimo sisters with your sister? Okay, be honest, did he ever try to turn it into a sisters threesome? That's something that always gives me the heebie-jeebies when I see it touted in porn. Of course, since guys are entirely informed by porn, this probably sounded like a good idea in his mind.

HE WAS SO NICE ON TV! HE'S SO FUNNY! HE TAUGHT ME RIGHT FROM WRONG!

Oooh, skinwalkers! Good pull!

It's okay, I will survive! But beware, there's a little known history behind the song. It wasn't a joke, it was a warning! Posting anything related to the badger song can have dire consequences. Most people don't live to tell anybody about it. Only one man was able to send out the below image, shortly before his…

Soon they'll change the word "rape" to "forced miracle."