‘Surgeon’ masks are not meant to protect you, they are meant to protect us. They cover _YOUR_ nose and mouth and thus help contain any droplets coming from _YOU_, Surgeons wear them when doing surgery to protect the patient from being infected during an operation, not to protect the surgeon from whatever is going on…

Just got around to watching Krisha on a plane earlier this week. As if I didn’t have enough to be nervous about in that situation, it was probably the most anxiety-provoking movie I’ve seen since Frownland. Krisha Fairchild is tremendous in it.

It’s funny, because it kind of felt like a backwards version of the first season of True Detective. You know, where they kept sticking in all these bits that made everyone think there was some kind of mystical occult element... and then it was just a dude. The Outsider did a really good job in the first bunch of eps…

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…

Based on the victims past behavior, we conclude his actions were consistent with him asking for it.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

They were actually yelling “boo-urns”

(Not a native English speaker, sorry.)

Trick R Treat.

Trick R Treat.

Disney’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, from The Adventures of Ichabod & Mr. Toad

Disney’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, from The Adventures of Ichabod & Mr. Toad

This sound like something a Ghost would say to throw us off. 

Trick r’ Treat (2007) is a fun throwback horror anthology, that takes place during Halloween night. I watch it most years.

Trick r’ Treat (2007) is a fun throwback horror anthology, that takes place during Halloween night. I watch it most…

Trick R’ Treat is our go to. 

Trick R’ Treat is our go to. 

I got two

I got two

LOL children, you missed flying before internet.

I’m so glad candy corn is on the list. I started seeing all the candy corn hate on social media about a week ago and was really confused. Up until that point, I thought the stuff was universally loved.

I’m so glad candy corn is on the list. I started seeing all the candy corn hate on social media about a week ago and…

There is nothing “M&M-like” about a Smartie, other than relative size.

There is nothing “M&M-like” about a Smartie, other than relative size.

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

Joey was on Days Of Our Lives and Brooke Shields was his crazy stalker