The actors strike ends (pending a vote) and Jez gets shut down for good. Thanks for the memories Jez.

“LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.”

Joel looks like Rickety Cricket in that header photo.

The mystery on Deadloch was very creepy and intense, but the characters were really goofy and funny, but still real. A very tricky thing they managed to pull off pretty much perfectly 

Deadloch was incredible, a comedy mystery that nailed both elements, very rare and hard to do

Yeah, its suppose to help you build contacts in your career life after and get you invited into alumni sorority events.  Honestly like the default college alumni sign up, it mostly just puts you on a list to be cold called asking for donations.  

Thanks

Uh... no. Most of us went into Happiness blindly, expecting something like Welcome to the Dollhouse. The disparity between the two movies was infuriating.

Making us agree with Chris Christie is one of the biggest travesties Trump can commit.

My body temp is 98.6F, so I am in the Danger Zone?

Mario Rides Yoshi and Turns Into an Elephant

How the fuck did this dipshit squirm its way out of the grays? Flag and dismiss, people.

Kristen and Arianna were never friends. Tom cheated on Kristen with Arianna, and then they spent several seasons acting like Kristen was crazy for thinking they cheated. Eventually they admitted on the show that there was some overlap in their relationships, but insisted that they only ever kissed, and that it didn’t…

Sold!  This sounds awesome, and I am definitely looking forward to Gilpin getting another shot to do something really fun and strange.

I believe that’s what Gandhi said shortly before launching the nukes.

Her?

She should have said, “Oh shit, I don’t want to go to jail!” before she did something that would actually send her to jail for a good long time.

Can you relate to how mess-free they are? Asking for a colleague...

I didn’t see The Virgin Suicides, but I definitely remember a period when that soundtrack seemed to be ubiquitous. And I feel like Marie Antoinette also got a fair bit of buzz... Your last point also reminded me of the broader context here:  Romy Mars is a nepo-GRANDbaby!

This take is so bad. And even the parts that I do agree with - that we should have universal health care and eat the rich, are shot down by the other big headline on Jez today - that Amanda Bynes is hospitalized again, so having wealth and privilege is not the insulator you think it is. People are largely really not…