Why bother sterilizing when they're going to be in boiling water?

I'll never stop loving Jean-Ralphio.

I think it's missing the point if people get upset about seeing the word ass or shit on the cover of Cosmo. I mean, who's the outrage over? Are people (not that the author of the article is doing it, but like the people getting pissy over the word ass on the cover of Marie Claire) pulling a "won't someone think of the…

Moves 1-52: touch him on the penis.

*sigh* unzips

When can I buy the experience video, just like in Videodrome? Cuz that's hot.

I was totally with you until the last line. I'm white and I'm not like that. Maybe I misunderstood you and if so I'm sorry but it's a very small section of white folks who do backwards ass shit like this.

I think it might be that he doesn't know what goes into sizzurp, judging by his ingredients?

My password is my daughter's name, Susan69

Anyone else?

iloveyou

Must be Handsome Jack's account.

I found this funny enough to bring out if the gray.

At least 'Guest' isn't on there.

My password until the age of 18 was greenbooger3

If life gives them lemons ... they make life take back those fucking lemons! They don't need them! They'll create their own lemons. Procedural! I'm Space! ... ON FIRE!

Because they remind us of a time when we weren't jaded cynical asshats that constantly point out how terrible everything is...

I'd say it's not "that a woman might want to have sex with someone that isn't you" and more "that women, generally speaking, do not want to have sex with someone that is you".