They are supposed to bend that much? I realize that they sword has to be light enough to actually swing, but I didn't expect it to flex that much.

LOL @ that wobbly blade.

It's really not him, though.

you just got pwned

Fucking thank you.

Ummm yeah, that's Conan Stevens, but nice try everyone.

Actually, no, that ISN'T Thor. You should've googled his image.

That's not even Thor.

/r/thathappened

Say it ain't so...you believed this?! I believe this poor girl might have been groped (which, ugh) but she didn't yell at someone and cause them to shit themselves. Like most pants shutting stories on the internet, I believe this belongs in r/thathappened.

No?

Sorry, didn't mean to get in the way of your Internet popularity contest.

You're probably in the minority on that.

"Emma Stone Says Let's Quit Judging Our Bodies"

Where in the shit did you get that entire made-up story from this?

"It was kind of annoying when they did Adventure Time toys. The show has a ton of great female characters and there were only toys featuring a handful of the male characters."

Because they can't get the toy they wanted which was THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT.

The better choice would be to just go to any store and buy the female character(s) without the bullshit "food" for the same amount of money.

I guess maybe I'm missing my outrage chip, because I'm not sure what the jail was expected to do. I imagine they don't get a whole lot of breastfeeding mothers and it probably is a hassle to accommodate one - particularly, as mentioned, storing the milk. And on top of that, as it turns out, people in jail tend to lie…

I guess she should of thought about that before she did something that landed her in jail.

I know! And did anyone else notice that there have been these Tolkien movies that have all but ripped off D&D?