I grew up with a single mom, I've been married nearly 20 years and have 3 daughters. I know way fucking more about this stuff than I ever needed to know.
It makes me chuckle when so many men haven't the slightest clue about any of it.

I can glance at my wife and know exactly what went into her routine for that day. I…

they're not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they're saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine.

I've never understood the whole "I have a type" mentality. I have certain things I'm attracted to, sure, and I have turn-offs like anyone else... but straight up offered sex?

You'd have to be messed up in the head to refuse that. In fact, I don't think I've ever refused casual sex when it's been offered, even if I…

I would refuse nothing.

lol I just posted pretty much the same thing. Kudos.

The "probing handshake" is specifically taught to counter the crushing handshake. It makes it physically more difficult for the other person to squeeze too hard.

It's taught in a lot of self defense courses as a way to counter alpha types that feel the need to impose on you.

Because Dirt Nasty.

So long as women keep getting crapped on by society for wanting casual sex it'll never get used.

I love how men fucked this up for themselves.

I disagree. Those noses look nothing alike. She is 16 here

Hell, one of my best male friends got a nose job at 16 because he hated his Jamie Farr nose. It's not specific to females by any means, but celebs? Probably more than anyone would think. It's more a part of their culture than your average layman.

For the record, my original comment wasn't even a criticism, it was…

Being a man and not knowing a single other man that ever even acknowledges ridiculous words like that, let alone uses them.

Why are you assuming otherwise?

I'm pretty sure it's women coming up with these names for stuff, not men.

I require a purse to carry my vast supply of coin, milady.

YES! Clearly, only 15 year old basement dwellers like tits and would post pictures of those very tits that were exposed for no reason whatsoever.

It's almost as if celebrities went out in as little clothing as possible and posed for pictures for no other reason than to just do it; totally unaware of the interests of…

...or on Jezebel's daily celebrity updates.

I'm not grilling you a cheese.

I will disagree that love of tits means that a person is lonely, white or can't get a girlfriend.

The thickest parts are the BEST parts!

First world problems.

Perhaps. It seems she doesn't have that little pug nose any more and it's now a strange downturn on the tip.

Either way, she's amazing.