Being a man and not knowing a single other man that ever even acknowledges ridiculous words like that, let alone uses them.

Why are you assuming otherwise?

I'm pretty sure it's women coming up with these names for stuff, not men.

I require a purse to carry my vast supply of coin, milady.

YES! Clearly, only 15 year old basement dwellers like tits and would post pictures of those very tits that were exposed for no reason whatsoever.

It's almost as if celebrities went out in as little clothing as possible and posed for pictures for no other reason than to just do it; totally unaware of the interests of…

...or on Jezebel's daily celebrity updates.

I'm not grilling you a cheese.

I will disagree that love of tits means that a person is lonely, white or can't get a girlfriend.

The thickest parts are the BEST parts!

First world problems.

Perhaps. It seems she doesn't have that little pug nose any more and it's now a strange downturn on the tip.

Either way, she's amazing.

It's because you sometimes have to be a badass to walk around with dangling targets that will cripple you at the slightest tap.

I once gently threw a paper airplane and put a guy down for at least 2 minutes.

Not so much about maleness, I assume it'd be the same as if ovaries were that exposed.

Did she get some serious work done? In that pic where she's 15 she had some gorgeous black nose and lip features that just don't seem to be there any more.

It's more of an issue of "don't do it if you don't want the pics getting out".

For the people flipping out about sexting in general, yeah, I never understood the outrage. However, I never get random dick pics sent to me. If some of my gay friends or anonymous cock senders were to feel the need, it certainly wouldn't…

I don't disagree with that whatsoever. You don't want it out there, don't take the pics to begin with. They ALWAYS end up public.

Many of those accounts are fake bots that auto send messages to new member in efforts to get you to click links for malware purposes. You'd be surprised on how many sites this is an issue.

What does "penis-havers" have to do with anything? Why do teen girls take nudes and send them to their boyfriend of 3 days? Why do married couples send pics back and forth? Why does anyone do anything?

Trying to make this sound like a male-specific phenomena, especially on this site with a million articles about…

Yeah, I'm sure you'd never do such a thing away from the approving eyes of *gasp* THE INTERNET.

I don't know about topping it per se, but I proposed to my wife with a $250 ring when she came out from the bathroom after taking a shit.

We've been very happily married nearly 17 years.

There's only so much saccharine "everyone is the same", non-judgmental bullshit people can put up with before human superiority complexes take over and start spewing out snarky quips.

No matter what the intention, it's still the Internet.

..aaaand some of those shapes and sizes are more visually appealing than others.