Wow, you have absolutely no clue what "fucking horrifying" is, do you?

Hey man, can I just say how much I identify with you right now? I'm a person with a temper. I know this about myself, and I work on it, but sometimes I slip up. I am terrified of having kids. But the only thing that terrifies me more is having kids, fucking up, and not being able to talk about it to anyone because…

Oh my GOD, shut UP with the drama. Peace out — this is officially pointless.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

I read it and I saw you assuming the absolute worst about a customer in a garbled drive-through speaker situation. Yes, sounds like a shitty customer. Still, Odds are about 90/10 that she was mispronouncing 'coffee' rather than tacking on a totally unnecessary additional word to her order and it is willfully obtuse to…

I hope this doesn't apply to those of us who just have horrible memories and/or crippling social anxiety. I can spend a full 5 minutes in line mentally rehearsing my order, and 'grande' will still come out as 'medium' or vice versa.

Ok, normally I'm always on the staff's side, etc, but Anna Holden's story is kinda dumb because obviously the lady wanted a Cafe Latte and just didn't know how to pronounce it or whatever. Starbucks spells theirs like Caffe Latte.

I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady, but doesn't "cafe" literally translate from French to English as "coffee"? As such, isn't a "coffee latte" really exactly the same damn thing as a "cafe latte"? Suck up the fact that she's an idiot and can't comprehend it is supposed to be cafe and…

Is it a live set when it's during the intermission? I mean yeah it's definitely still not allowed. But the sheer balls and hilarity of that means you give it a pass I think.

You:

The fame and wealth facilitate actions and an avoidance of consequence that is only available for them.

Is a member of another oppressed minority (First Nations), I disagree quite strongly with this.

As a white person myself (who tries my best to resist the racism embedded in our society), I think the idea is not that you shouldn't delete trolls or be outraged. It's that you shouldn't congratulate yourself for it. So many white people make it about themselves by insisting that they "get it" or that they're "one of…

I guess the question is "How can white people be supportive of the issue without seeming to demean or take over the issue? " If white people don't talk talk about what they do in the situation, then the narrative is that white people are ignoring the issue (which so many do). If white people talk about the issue,…

Well, I for one applaud the NFL for finally taking a clear, aggressive, no-nonsense stand against bad PR. It is clear that the league will no longer tolerate actions by players that cause sponsors to threaten cutting business ties. Children, wives, and girlfriends of NFL players can exhale and rest easy tonight,…

Do you really need it explained to you every time you encounter a person with an unusual name or nickname? You seem to have figured out on your own that Pumpkin is a person, after all.

Let's pretend you're a network exec. If one of your radio stars tells you that he's into consensual rough sex and that allegations about his behavior are about to be made public, would you just take his word for it and say "thanks for the heads up, dude!" Of course not. You'd ask for evidence of consent, knowing that…

Crush level: Knope.