Wow, you have absolutely no clue what "fucking horrifying" is, do you?

Hey man, can I just say how much I identify with you right now? I'm a person with a temper. I know this about myself, and I work on it, but sometimes I slip up. I am terrified of having kids. But the only thing that terrifies me more is having kids, fucking up, and not being able to talk about it to anyone because…

Oh my GOD, shut UP with the drama. Peace out — this is officially pointless.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

If someone wants to reject the facts, that's their business, in a free country

If someone wants to reject the facts, that's their business, in a free country.

I believe she had an accomplice. If we are going to put her on blast, he is equally as guilty.

Sorry for introducing you to fine art.

A creepy thing Ashley did on my phone last week was to steal it at a bar while I was sending an email, and text my easily confused boyfriend the following picture (in response to a text about his 9 year-old nephew):

May I recommend tagging all the objects in a picture... you can get super creative with "tag bombing" a photo you know, you don't have to put just yourself in the photo... I've tagged up friends' photos with dozens of detailed tags just to annoy them.

Reminds me of this little gem.

This article could be renamed "Things my mother-in-law does on Facebook"

I once tagged myself and a friend as the left and right buttocks of someone.

You're the right kind of crazy, kiddo.

I read it and I saw you assuming the absolute worst about a customer in a garbled drive-through speaker situation. Yes, sounds like a shitty customer. Still, Odds are about 90/10 that she was mispronouncing 'coffee' rather than tacking on a totally unnecessary additional word to her order and it is willfully obtuse to…

I hope this doesn't apply to those of us who just have horrible memories and/or crippling social anxiety. I can spend a full 5 minutes in line mentally rehearsing my order, and 'grande' will still come out as 'medium' or vice versa.

Ok, normally I'm always on the staff's side, etc, but Anna Holden's story is kinda dumb because obviously the lady wanted a Cafe Latte and just didn't know how to pronounce it or whatever. Starbucks spells theirs like Caffe Latte.

I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady, but doesn't "cafe" literally translate from French to English as "coffee"? As such, isn't a "coffee latte" really exactly the same damn thing as a "cafe latte"? Suck up the fact that she's an idiot and can't comprehend it is supposed to be cafe and…

Maybe it takes more than 13 minutes to read and grok a 5000 word article, to come to terms with a reason for it to exist?