Ill-take-911-RSR-for-5000
I'll take 911 RS for $5000
Ill-take-911-RSR-for-5000

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

Vote: Opinel No. 7 Carbon

The seats in my baja bug feels like they’re mounted on old broomsticks which are nailed into the floor by a drunk guy.

Give me a pair of glittered, bobbly shamrocks affixed to a headband and I'm one bonny Irish lass.

Starr Hill's Festie is my favorite year-rounder of theirs.

This is fantastic (and kinda makes me wish I had Crohn's? Or is that insensitive to your plight? Maybe I'll just eat like a Crohn's sufferer; anyway, as I was saying, great post).

sure, we can all tell ourselves whatever stories we'd like (sob)

I kinda felt like the fact that I can still distinguish the good stuff from the other stuff meant I was safe. Of course, I also drank ShockTop Apple at 9:00 this morning, so that's another angle on it.

Plus you can do shit with it that you just shouldn't do with a new Rolls. Or any Rolls.

Noble M400. People keep saying they're a kit car that has better road manners than most sports cars, but you can put that to the test. Quite a few on ebay within budget.

Credit to 505Turbeaux for this, but an R5 Turbo 2 would be great. Rally car=good winter car.

There is only one answer for the next car, Demuro.

How about a Citroën DS? I found you one on Auto Trader Classics for $39,500. BOOM. Way under budget.

Last time I suggested a stock Deuce and a half and you scoffed that it wasn't practical enough. For you consideration, a crew cab deuce and a half - SO MUCH MORE PRACTICALITY. Plus, the city of brotherly love is going to have a lot more snow than ATL...