I will not see this either, but I’d totally see a movie about your dad, talking about ice cream with Mohammed Ali and meeting the guy who walked across Niagara Falls and what I imagine are many more adventures.

I love JGL but every time the trailer comes on and I have to hear his accent I’m just lie “NAH, SON.”

I was looking for a gif that would appropriately convey how stupid this movie will be, but I accidentally found this treasure instead.

Actually, tightrope walkers are excellent at controlling the spot of their impact, minimizing collateral damage should they fall #notallacrobats

Same. I would let him raw this bussy 24/7/365, but I am not about to watch this movie about some dumb man doing dumb pointless shit.

I love that your basis for going to see a movie is whether your dad has previously met the lead character.

In theaters right now, there are movies about:

Holy shit...I think you may have just completely solved the problem! WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE???????

I love baseball, love, love, love it. I played it with my dad and we always went to games. There’s nothing better than baseball, IMO. I still can’t muster up a fuck to give about these girls taking selfies at a game and having what seems to be a good time. Baseball is a social, fun event. They had races between a hot…

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

Oh that’s the “controversy”? That people weren’t paying sufficient attention to a baseball game? Right, because it all happens so fast, lol. I couldn’t figure out why this was a story, and I’m still kind of confused.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

Adjuncts = contingent faculty.

About half the people I know from graduate school are adjuncting now. It’s terrible. The good news I guess is that the other half are actually gainfully employed, many of them as tenure track professors. But it’s crazy how different the lives of the two groups are. Same degree. Same qualifications. Same publication…

Good for them! One of the biggest “public secrets” about the education-industrial complex is that adjuncts are treated like shit and deserve better.

Another adjunct here who thinks this is awesome!

So were they bothering other passengers? Were they being rude and abusive after they had been asked to quiet down? And how loud were they being?

Shit. I would be FUCKED if laughing while drinking got me kicked out of places

Just becareful, young man... this is how it starts. At “not yet 30” you’re dipping your toe into the water of the Late Show.