This is dunderheaded even by contemporary AV Club standards.

It strikes me as especially funny that he’d lament how the good ones always die and the bad ones always live in the memoir that details his multiple close brushes with death.

Joe Dante feels right. Or, given the time frame we’re talking about, this really could have altered some history being an early Tim Burton effort. This would make more sense coming on the heels of Pee Wee’s Big Adventure and Beetlejuice than Batman did.

No. We’re not doing this. I mean Jesus Christ.

This movie is absolutely perfect for early December when you want just a bit of Christmas movie, but not a whole thing. It’s just a funny movie for an hour or so and then wraps up in just enough yuletide charm, exactly the right formula for not overdoing it.

Would you look at that, so was I! Doing great over here, not sucking it.

No, you are wrong. She was asked a question about a swipe she takes at him in her show. Here is the entire context of how Louis CK enters the conversation:

“This is dangerous to talk about, but I’ll give it a go.”

It is very weird to me that the official title appears to be “Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood”, but all the art for the film says “Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood”. I guess the latter works better visually when stacking everything else on top of the Hollywood sign (the ellipsis looks much more natural at the end),…

Counterpoint: No she doesn’t.

Wow, what a spoiled fucking asshole.

It is mind-boggling to me that as we sit here, at least eight years removed from anyone having cared about Avatar, we are *still* over two and a half years away from the sequel. It’s utter insanity, topped only by the fact that I know for absolutely certain that Cameron is once again going to cast whatever spell it is…

Yeah, they could have phrased it better, but it was basically the same sentiment as in the previous episode when Theon tried to apologize to Bran, who cut him off with, “Everything you did brought you where you are now...where you belong...home.”

Sounds like they’re not the only ones who started with their conclusion and worked backwards from there.

I mean, I’m Long Island born and raised and personally say “on line,” but I’ll admit it’s logically suspect. “In line” does make more sense. But “on Long Island” is correct in any way you want to slice it. It’s an island, so you are on it, as opposed to someplace like Cincinnati, which is a mostly arbitrary system of…

Yup, your husband sounds like he collects vinyl.

I think you’d have to be a real weirdo not to eventually get tired of Cards Against Humanity without near-constant refreshment of the cards, but there is still always real humor and creativity to be found in the multi-card answers. I haven’t played the game in a long time, but phase two for my friend group after the…

Rivaled only by the fact that we decided to call the planet Pandora.

Fun fact: That Dolphins team, the ‘90s Bills, and these Patriots are the only teams ever to go to three Super Bowls in a row (the Bills obviously making four).

His wife’s tweet read to me like, “Actually, he wasn’t drunk at all. Please still cover all the bills, Unspecified Insurance Company.”