Less government involvement, unless you're gay. Or pregnant. Or another country that never attacked this country and also happens to have a lot of oil in it.

This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.

Sounds like the guy who said his wife fell on his knife..... 47 times..... backward.

…and influence politics and policy in this country - for the much, much worse - for several generations.

When he thought he saw a stranger, did he then chase your mom into the bathroom with a gun while she was screaming loud enough for multiple neighbors to hear, and shoot four times through a closed door? Because that doesn't really sound like the same thing.

I DID IT!!! I HAD THE PERFECT BRACKET!!! What do I win Magary?

Hands-down Christians. When American students' math and science scores go down, it can't help that Christians are de-emphasizing it with their own kids because they don't want to accept evolution. When unwanted pregnancies go up, it doesn't help that Christians actively fight against not only abortion, but against…

Easy, easy call. When 77% of people identify as Chritian and you consider yourselves a downtrodden minority: Bitchy.

The defense's case rests on Pistorius's ability to successfully portray himself as a contrite man who acted out of blind fear.

I kinda feel bad for Oscar. Since he has to lie and tell everyone this was all an accident, he can't even brag about the awesome line he said right before shooting her: "you've been on the toilet so long, you must have die-arrhea!" It'll probably make it into the movie version though.

One whining moment

I only see a superfluous caps locked sentence. Where be the fragment?

Conservative Christians FTW: KKK, White Citizens' Councils, AIDS medicine resistance, Birchers, gay-bashers, Know-Nothings, unrestricted firearms for the careless and mentally ill.

What bet did Walker lose to have to wear that hat?

Do the coaches and other employees of those athletic departments get paid? Here in Maryland, our flagship university's athletic department is dead broke, and our football program is bleeding money, yet the coach is the highest paid employee in the state.

Great! You probably wouldn't have all that great a team.

Really? You grew up there? I couldn't tell.

The key difference is that one of those is actually worth talking about.