This doesn't make a lot of sense.

The most absurb part is that it doesn't even work as a model. In the Fla Panthers arena thread yesterday, I replied with actual news relevent to the story which hadn't been addressed. (Legit information that the owner bought the team to establish residency and avoid NY state taxes when he sells his billion dollar…

So tiger=off is dead. You guys are really going all in on this terrible commenting format, huh? I read Denton's explanation of why Gawker did this. Could you now translate that into English (apparently somehow changing the format means that commenters are now reporting the news? Or something? I don't get it).

I don't particularly care too much. I don't know this woman, just an observation.

Tom, can we have our own Deadspin Drugs vs. Alcohol bracket game thing? Jezebel shit the bed in their seeding.

He's 3rd on the Jaguars depth chart at RB

Where were they eating? Yemen?

However, Watkins immediately took the handgun from Honeycutt and then discharged several rounds into the ground outside the house

The LaTroy Hawkins Fan Club meetings are excruciatingly long because none of its members know how to close them.

Read it again. It should have only been one point for LA Tech. They ended up scoring 5 after all the free throws and getting the ball back.

It'll might actually work, since he'll bring something that no other coach or GM in years has managed to develop...the try-angle.

"It was a good 12" will become the first phrase to appear on Hall of Fame plaques in two sports, for John Daly and Lawrence Taylor.

I guess we know what Rick Reilly is doing with his free time now.