Awkwardly, most rooms at the motel have 2 fire hydrants side by side.

That cart probably cost $1 billion.

Pushed to the venue by volunteers? Florence and The Machine have fallen on hard times, it seems.

She must have been found being gay. Luckily, the jails in Sochi aren't done yet either.

"I can see them from my house!"

Excuse me, what is the soup du jour?

In Soviet Russia, beverages pound you.

I guess this explains their strong anti-gay stance. Seriously guys, cake goes in there!

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?

BoC: Excuse me, waiter, I'll have an Arnold Palmer.

Great, but this one from China will always be the best

Pretty good, but I don't think anything will ever beat this:

And I continue to wonder why any normal person would ever want to attend the Super Bowl in person.

Deadspin, you realize the troller wins when the celebrity responds, right?

That girl is lucky she didn't live in the 70's. Back then, Needling Dick got you put on the enemies list.

He sure contributed nothing. Didn't you see all those completed passes to the dudes he was covering?

I actually was not aware that there was a difference between a "49ers fan" and a "fairweather 49ers fan."