Change of employment has been Mario’s thing forever.
He’s as much a plumber as he ever was, constantly climbing into pipes and clearing them of blocks and critters.
He started as a carpenter and has been pretty much every other job in the universe since then.

As for the coins and blocks.... *shrug* That makes exactly as…

Nope. We KNOW the Mario Bros are from New York City. That’s been solidly established and flat-out stated. No ambiguity.

Game manuals and Shigeru Miyamoto have confirmed that the original Mario Bros game takes place in the NYC sewers and that the brothers are Italian (presumably meaning Italian-American, but perhaps…

New Donk City doesn’t retcon anything because it doesn’t say where it came from or if Mario or even Pauline are from there. It BAAAAARELY even acknowledges that Pauline and Mario know each other, much less that they used to date.
It just makes it MORE muddled.
We STILL know for a fact that Mario is an Italian-American…

Rosalina is a long lost Mushroom Princess. Like Peach’s great great great great great great aunt, or something to that effect. She’s a core designstyle character. A human. She fits into the pantheon of plumbers, princesses, Toads, and Koopas.

Cappy and his sister are offshoot side characters of the type that are rarely…

If Zelda weren’t so fucking annoying in Breath Of The Wild, I might give a shit. But aside from Revali, she’s the biggest asshole in the game.
She really constantly treats Link like shit while he just stoically tries to do his job anyways.

Still the best.

Your boyfriend has done a damn good job.

Batman TAS/Batman Beyond/Justice League/Unlimited, Spider-Man TAS, and X-Men TAS, Young Justice, and Avengers Earth’s Mightiest heroes are STILL the best superhero cartoons ever made.

The only downsides to X-Men TAS are that they had to make the show on a really tight budget, so the art is good but the animation of the…

You have to be pretty oblivious to miss the Pokedex entries that the game automatically shows you every time you catch something.
Especially since filling the Pokedex is the whole objective of the game.
And even so, the Pokedex stuff is just the tip of the iceberg.
There are dead Pokemon haunting graveyards, Mewtwo…

No no, you’re right.
Pokemon has been overtly fucked up since Gen 1. And I don’t even count the animals fighting part of it.

Pokemon are known for abducting children, drowning sailors, eating souls, dragging people to hell, and very notably for their ability to kill Indian elephants (for some reason).
There are Pokemon…

“Game Freak loves to push Pokémon to some dark places nowadays.”
NOWADAYS?
This isn’t even in the Top 10 of the creepiest shit in Pokemon. And like half the Top 10 comes from Gen 1 and 2. 

Don’t think about ANYTHING in this movie too hard or it will immediately fall apart.

That is the dumbest thing I’ve heard in several days.

Welp, someone’s getting fired.

Your nostalgia has a better measure of LA Noire than your active memory does.
It’s pretty good.

Nope. Speak for yourself. I’m fuckin’ great.
The world is constantly catching up to shit I figured out ages ago.

Nintendo teaming with anyone other than Pixar is insane to me.

White tiger guy is a slight retool and repaint of Cheetor’s 3D model. They’re likely the same size.

What the fuck did I just read?

Almost literally the whole Marvel Universe is related to the Summers family.