“red, green and blue make up the major colors. These tones are also used to create movement and flow. The green sash around his waist creates further definition in Link’s body, and his flowing blue hood”

This article was written by someone who is some sort of color blind, or doesn’t know the names of colors...

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You can’t be helped.

It doesn’t matter that weapons break. You’re CONSTANTLY finding new and better ones. All that breaking weapons does is force you to use different stuff and enjoy the varied gameplay.
It’s a little annoying at first....until you realize that it doesn’t matter at all.

I think that was the hardest shrine in the game, purely by virtue of not seeing the (REALLY REALLY OBVIOUS) forest for the trees.
I felt like an idiot when I finally realized there was a MASSIVE wall with the answer blatantly on it, just above my regular line of sight and in the Monk’s room.....

I just have....impeccable timing. I just fired the canon and got it in one try for both the main one and the treasure chest one.
*shrug*
I was very underwhelmed.

I solved the Impeccable Timing one so fast that I don’t even think I spent a whole minute in that shrine.
The whole thing barely even registered with me as existing.
That’s actually true of a lot of shrines. I just run in, grab the chests, and run to the end so fast that I barely even notice the shrine.....

That’s part…

Nintendo sells out of everything all the time always.

Not How Any Of This Works 101

Well then.... *shrug*

She’s like Hermione....if Hermione was a whiny asshole.

If she was actually like Hermione, she’d be great. But she’s not. Hermione wasn’t a whiny asshole. Hermione is determined, courageous, bossy, mothering, and kind to everyone worth being kind to. She’s never whiny, and she’s definitely never an asshole to people…

I’ve unlocked all of them except the Hyrule Castle one.
They’re not helping her case.

Its name is The Lord Of The Mountain.
And no, as far as anyone can tell, you can’t seem to keep him. :(
Which makes sense, I guess. It DOES seem to be some sort of Hiyao Miyazaki-style nature spirit. Like maybe a minor deity or something.

Pretty sure you can’t actually permanently tame the Lord Of The Mountain.
You can ride him, and I think you can get off for a second and get back on, but no registration at stables or getting off him for extended amounts of time.

The Giant Horse and the royal White Horse I think are the only two special steeds that I’ve…

Actually thought it was going to be waaaaaaaaaay harder to find the Giant Horse than it actually turned out to be.
Super easy, actually.

For real though, all the Tests Of Strengths are SUUUUUUUPER easy.
The only requirement to beat them is having enough weapons/ammo.
You could EASILY do them all with two hearts and no armor.

The shrine test Guardians telegraph all of their moves so hard that it’s really pure laziness if you get hit.
You just have to study…

Am I the only one who thinks this Zelda is kind of a passive-aggressive asshole?
Like, I get where she’s coming from, but she’s constantly just being a real dick to Link, who is just silently, stoically, taking it, and trying to do his job.
And she’s fucking whiny.....

Link, Zelda, and “the evil”(typically Ganon/Ganondorf) are ALL always the same “soul”.
They are essentially a divine trinity locked into a perpetual cycle of reincarnation and battle, though only one of them is technically a deity.

Link is The Chosen Hero, chosen by the goddesses, the Spirit Of The Hero constantly…

Nope. They’ve been pretty clearly related all along. It just wasn’t completely clear how for all of them.

I try to balance functionality and looking the part.

Given that I go
“Alright, time to put Link in his full ceremonial raiment to go and impress these peasants” and then go bust out all my shiniest armor, the Master Sword, my Royal Bow and Royal Shield, and my diamond circlet.
Or
“Time to go speak to King Dorephan.…

Jon has an EXTREMELY distinctive voice.