Called it.

No. Learn to read.

It’s bad.
But the Switch looks fucking awesome.

She really really REALLY is.

The regular damn song is more than creepy enough..... This almost makes it peaceful.
Needs a Marilyn Manson cover for extra creepiness.

Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’s version of The Immigrant Song, by Trent Reznor

Ah yes, Lorde’s Assassin’s Creed Unity cover of Everybody Wants To Rule World.......that’s literally where this version is from.

I’ve also only ever used a Z-Move TWICE.
And only because I had already had Spirit Shackle and Decidium Z, so I figured why the hell not?
Sinister Arrow Raid is cool and all, but it’s nothing I can’t accomplish just as easily with Razor Leaf/Spirit Shackle/Leaf Blade...

Exactly. The first two games were a trainwreck of design and intent.
The gameplay and setup was designed to make you want to do one thing, while the timers and save systems wouldn’t let you, because they were constantly trying to force you to do something completely different that the game is not really setup to cater…

It sounds like they got rid of all of the godawful design decisions that made the original Dead Rising and DR2 basically unplayable.

How can you POSSIBLY spend $50 at Taco Bell?
Are you ordering for like 4 people?

If it’s actual turkey, then probably yes.
I mean....that’s how you make gravy.

I should also add that I’ve only used like....8 Super Potions, and never touched any Hyper or Max Potions or Revives or Burn/Paralyze/etc Heals.
To be clear, I’ve not used any OTHER healing items either.

I survive basically purely off of Synthesis, Aqua Ring, Pokemon Centers, Lillie, and those random NPCs who heal you.

I’…

“Pokémon Sun and Moon are among hardest games in franchise”
Wait, are you kidding?
You’re kidding, right?
I’ve been one-shotting basically everything all the time forever.
I have to carefully engineer my team to give me the option to NOT one-shot everything.

Is there a point in the game where it suddenly stops being super…

I fucking LOVE these “Satanists”.
They are genuinely the fucking best.

Cry’s super chill.

There are only three groups of gamers I really watch.

The Game Grumps are pretty legit. They’re just funny dudes talking about whatever. Sometimes they naturally get ridiculous when they’re trolling each other, or when they get into a super frustrated salty rage at some part of a game they can’t beat.
R…

I didn’t want to leave you wondering. I know how it would tear you apart not to know.
My followers have such dedication.

I like Felix as a person. I have no interest in Pewdiepie.
If he’s dropping the nonsense and acting more like himself, I may actually finally start watching....

You don’t actually appear to understand much of anything.

Like I said, you don’t have a fucking clue.