You are apparently inept at color identification.

Alolan Exeggutor predates all other Sun and Moon Pokemon by about 20 years.
This is from 1997's Jungle TCG set:

I actually completely doubt there would be any touch screen or motion controls.
Motion controls can be added later, since this is a system that has inherently separate controls, and I’m sure they’re doing EVERYTHING in their power to extend battery life.
This thing is a high-powered console crammed into the form of a…

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

God, I hope so.
The DS4 is so sooooo much nicer than the derpy Xbox controllers.

*slowclap*

Fuck off, you whiny scrublord.

Those 3rd forms fit in PERFECTLY with these 2nd forms.
There’s no way they’re not real at this point.

Pigtails. It’s a mermaid seal.

Eh..... Yellow Version’s default names are Yellow, Ash, and Jack.
Red isn’t a standard option, but Ash is, and the whole game is based on the anime.
So arguably there’s a game version of the Pokemon Universe where Ash is canon.

However, X/Y/OR/AS/Sun/Moon all take place in a canonically alternate reality from the…

Not technically confirmed, but let’s be real, these pretty much HAVE to be the actual Final Evolutions at this point. These 2nd Stage Evolutions match up waaaay too well for these not to be real:

Wrestler Cat, Ranger Owl, Siren/Mermaid Seal

Rockruff.

It’s a pretty generic cat that probably turns into a big weird wrestler....
Aside from the basic appeal of cats, I don’t see the appeal.
The little bowtied grass owl that seems to turn into a D&D Ranger seems like a WAY more interesting Pokemon design.
Hell, I even think that Popplio’s supposed siren/mermaid evolution…

On top of the garbage heap.

No.
Peasants spoke Germanic languages (German, Old English, etc) while aristocrats spoke French.
All the peasants who worked with the actual animals used the Germanic words for the animals, cow, swine, etc. The aristocrats who only encountered the animal as food referred to it by French terms.

The French “beouf” is…

Sounds delicious.

Run away, turd lord, run!

Well, now that I know he’s a shitlord, I have no problem hoping the Vive continues to crush the Oculus Rift.

Yea, that’s annoying. They REALLY need to fix that, though I really don’t know how they would.

Charizard’s weight was just wrong.
The official Charizard weight has always been 199.5.
The cards were just rounding up before. Now they’re accurate.