Go ahead and tell them for me. They need to know.

Blanche is the most blatantly feminine of the three...
I get the wanting representation thing, but there’s just NOTHING to support that.

She runs around in high heels, tights, with her long hair in a pony tail, and manages to maintain her hourglass shape DESPITE wearing a trench/lab coat thing....

Is it just because she…

Yep.
My information tends to be VERY accurate.

You can’t beat pirates.
At all.
Ever.
Not a snowball’s chance in hell.
All you can do is briefly slow them down.
There will always be more pirates and smarter pirates than whoever they have trying to come up with ways to stop them.

It’s still SUPER easy to download.

*high-five*
Coke bottle is what I compare Shin Godzilla to too.

Legendary Godzilla is built like a bear.
Shin Godzilla is built like.....a Coke bottle.

After they unleash this avalanche of new ideas....you come to the conclusion that they’re running out of new ideas?

Legendary is BY FAAAAAAAAAR the best Godzilla design.

Also, Shin Godzilla isn’t the biggest Godzilla either.
Marvel Godzilla is the biggest.
Marvel Godzilla is 150-184 meters tall.

Holy fucking shit.
This is AMAZING!!!!
This is the craziest wave of fresh stuff to hit Pokemon since literally ever.
Maybe even bigger than the change-up from 2D to 3D?

Eh.
They’re not very good games anyway.
*shrug*

Pikachu has seen some shit.

RIP Turbine

This is the stupidest “article” I’ve seen from Gizmodo in ages.
Serious, genuine stupidity.

God, I’m not sure which is worse....

That’s not football. That’s handegg, and it’s a shit sport.

Trying to prove there’s no crying in football with a video of crying in football is a “creative” argument.

I dunno, I’m a HUGE fan of Transmorphers, and I’ve NEVER heard of Starscream.

Open world, similar graphically to Sonic Lost World and Sonic Generations in visual style (stripped grass, checkered dirt, rope bridges, unapologetic use of big inexplicable loops and crazy OG Sega Genesis Sonic style terrain wherever it would be cool, fun, or make some sort of “sense”), continuity based on Sonic…

If I could roll my eyes satisfactorily hard at this, they’d drill right out through the back of my skull.