That’s the droning hum of the Age Of Suckmore’s lameness.

I’m okay with this.

Gameplay irrelevant.

The whole movie is a Thor and Hulk “buddy cop” movie.
It’s nothing remotely like a spoiler. It’s the basic broadest premise of the movie.

We knew that before we knew that hulk was in this before essentially ANYTHING else about the movie, aside from the title.
There’s still a pretty decent chance that this whole movie is…

Get his ass kicked....

Which would’ve been about 10000x smarter and less annoying.

No. You’re think of Dani Moonstar who is one of Brunnhilde/Valkyrie’s Valkyrior warriors.
She’s “a valkyrie” not THE Valkyrie.

Gameplay is not great, but the new units are conceptually stupid as fuck, the fluff got completely wrecked, and the overall quality utterly clumsy and hamfisted.

Ordo Xenos and Deathwatch are BY FAR the most interesting faction.
Sisters and Grey Knights are roughly tied for 2nd place.

The Inquisition is....was amazing. It was one of the most badass things in 40k until they totally fucking ruined it with Codex:Grey Knights.

Just Agent Carter.
It deserves a MINIMUM of two more seasons.

Can I wish that Gotham got cancelled instead? It’s such godawful garbage....

I’m in no way a Warcraft fan, but HOLY SHIT does this movie look dull.
The WoW trailers look utterly PHENOMENAL compared to this movie’s trailers.
If they were making a Warcraft movie in the style of the WoW trailers, I’d be pretty interested.
But THIS? What a yawn fest.

The only reasons I have any hope for this is that I…

I adore Elena in general, but in this scene especially she’s just magical.

Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver aren’t mutants (and they’re not Magneto’s children). They thought they were, but they’re actually the children of the Maximoff family who raised them, given powers by the High Evolutionary.

Inhumans and mutants are completely separate things.

They didn’t kill anyone in Civil War because not all massive stakes have to be life or death for something huge to potentially be lost, plus it was friends fighting each other. As Hawkeye joked, and Scarlet Witch pointed out, even Hawkeye was pulling his punches.

A. Fuck that guy for fucking with TB (which has nothing to do with this).
B. TotalBiscuit is awesome.
C. Fuck GamerGate
D. Anyone who thinks that guy being a douche to TB has anything to do with him reviewing this game is a delusional doucheweasel. While I’m on the subject, let me reiterate, fuck Gamergate.
E. Paradox is…

Holy shit. These are awesome.....
The Judge Anderson is amazing.

Now I just need these guys to make stuff I’m actually loking for....

Can’t they just let me buy a blue one?

Gen 4 starters were a better set.

I mean...Harvest Moon is a SNES game.
If they can’t make Stardew Valley work perfectly on consoles, they’ve failed.