I agree with every word of this.

LOL

I’d be hoping we could trade Liv Tyler in to get Jennifer Connelly back.
She’s a MUCH better Betty Ross.
Much better everything....

Of course you can’t sleep with Death.
Sleep and Death are brothers. That would be incest.

Also, now you know how Thanos feels.

For the record, Grant Walker isn’t so much a Bond villain as he is a direct dark parody of Walt Disney.

His appearance is based on Disney.

In 1966, the final year of his life, Disney drafted plans for Epcot, which would be a self-contained city. Walt Disney had continued working on the plans even until his illness…

Pizza IS a pie.
Cheesecake is a sweet custard pie.
Quiche is a savory custard pie.
Chicken pot pie is pie.
Fruit pie is pie.
Shepherd’s pie is pie.

Pie is a very broad term

Except that it waters down the idea of there being a Joker at all into complete meaninglessness.
At that point they’re as much a pathetic joke as the Jokerz that Terry McGinnis beats the crap out of when he gets bored fighting real supervillains.

How does this show keep finding new ways to be dumb?
I thought SURELY it’d have them all covered by now....

It would’ve probably been better, but still not good enough to coverup the dumb/loud slapstick comedy crap.

The original gave the movie enough rope to hang itself.
The recut didn’t.

The trailer for the original movie was perfectly fine.
MUCH better than the official trail for the new one.
Hell, I’d say it’s probably better than the fen cut version too.

Then it’d be nice if she’d actually do that in a movie at some point.

Or if you’re just an actress capable of it....like Emily Blunt.

Pretty much all of the ways.
She’s not convincing as a spy, doesn’t have the subtlety, doesn’t seem like she could potentially be Russian, doesn’t ever manage to come off as if she could convincingly be an assassin, doesn’t pull off the femme fatale thing, never seems like a badass even if what she’s doing is badass,…

Bingo.
Which is exactly why she never needs to have her own movie.
A Black Widow movie COULD work, but ScarJo couldn’t carry it, and even if she could, it’d just be a James Bond movie, which is not the point of Marvel’s big crazy superhero movies.
She doesn’t have the scope and scale of craziness for an MCU movie,…

They’re actually not. Or if they are, they’re doing a terrible job, because this (thankfully) looks like Black Widow, not ScarJo.

God no. ScarJo is a pretty terrible Black Widow.

Damn. The art is great.

Marvel understands their material.
They most certainly made exactly the right choice.

Is it terrible of me that I kind want to see an expansion that adds aliens who leave crop circles, and little grey men/Sectoids that you have to chase off your farm?
Maybe a mystery/conspiracy you have to unravel regarding abductions, probing, brainwashing, and aliens replacing people, so you have to save the little…