See, the RIGHT way to do TMNT IS to take it seriously.
What they did with the last movie wasn’t serious, it was trying to seem dark and as edgy and cool and “hip” to kids as possible, in that painful way where adults don’t remotely understand what kids actually like, but at the same time kids aren’t picky, so they buy…

Yep. She was both the damsal in distress AND the brains.
Well, the “general” brains. Donatello was the “science” brains, and Splinter the “ancient wisdom” brains.
She was basically their older sister, super loyal, and keeping her “brothers” from getting into too much trouble, and she was serious about her work.

No.
Just no.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a comicbook.
A dark and VIOLENT comicbook (A parody of Frank Millar’s Daredevil, in fact).

The original movie leaned heavily towards the darkness of the original material, but work in some elements of the cartoon and toned down the violence to be watchable by the kids who only…

RIGHT??!??

Her old body is Kwannon/Revanche, and also dead.

Yep.

X-Men: Hunger Games Leftovers & Generic Bayformers-level CGI Destruction: The Movie

Supposedly the movie is self-aware enough about Deadpool being a joke that gets old quickly that the movie sort of...avoids having a lot of Deadpool in it.
Instead, they space out a certain amount of Deadpool through the whole movie so it seems like he’s in it enough.
Apparently that works.
Word is that it’s not exactly…

I see you’re trying out the dumbass whining about nothing trope. How original and refreshing...

Astroburn.

Jesus. And I though Halo was generic....
This is the MORE generic version of a generic thing.

Batman Begins and The Dark Knight are both good.
The Dark Knight Rises is complete garbage though.

Nobody understands how the FCC works, because it doesn’t make any fucking sense.

EXTREMELY EXTREMELY unlikely to be a new game.

I assume Ron realized that Hermione was HILARIOUSLY out of his league and deserved far far better.

The last characters until the NX version of Smash 4 gets released and they continue adding characters on the NX.

God, that’s a beautiful color scheme.

That’s the thing about grabbing tacos from a taco truck, they pretty much only serve one or two things, and your options are yes/no, not either/or.

It should be pointed out that the delay in between getting food poisoning and experiencing the effects of food poisoning are often so far apart(sometimes several days) that people will incorrectly blame the wrong food entirely for making them sick.

If you’ve only been to Chipotle once, your opinion is poorly informed and unsurprising.
I live in Houston. We have roughly 90 mexican and Tex-mex restaurants within 2 miles of my house.
Chipotle’s my favorite now, but even among the burrito places it took a while for me to hone in on how to make that true.
I liked…