Lt. James. Vanessa James.

I give no shits about the custom. It’s the style that’s garbage.

Legendarily dumb looking.

The fact that luchadors look like idiots too doesn’t make her design any less fucking stupid.

Damn.
Now that’s gorgeous.

Hopefully we can keep Tom Cruise out of this.

As should we all.

What a truly godawful character design....
Like, I’m all for ridiculously skimpy outfits, but can they at least look like they weren’t designed by a team-up of a clown and a 5 year-old who accidentally got a hold of some scissors?

Isis is a goddess....

“Just to clarify, the renaming has nothing to do with ‘ISIS’ being a name used by any real life terrorist group. I questioned Development about this when I saw the proposed name change internally, because if that was the reason then I was set to oppose it. The reasoning for the change is the fact that the name is too…

“maybe there’s some big Assassin’s Creed-style meta-narrative, though let’s hope there isn’t”

“all the Batman films”
What the fuck?

Batman Forever....fine. It’s kinda silly and ridiculously neon, but fine.
But Batman & Robin is just absurdly campy and cheesy, and The Dark Knight Rises is just incoherent garbage.

I mean TDKR is a bad movie, and B&R is terrible at being what anyone wanted from a Batman movie. I’m…

Shortcomings and mediocrity are what Bethesda does best.

Of course it’s really happening...
This is what you people get for not listening to me. You act all surprised when stuff I’ve been saying for months turns out to be true....

Oh, I know.

Nope. Tactics is by FAR the best FF game.
Huge margin of superiority.
War Of The Lions, if you want to be real specific.

This is impressive as hell, I hate the weird MegaMan X design that sticks out as a bizarrely bad translation of the sprite and character among a who screen full of basically perfect translations of sprites, and the notion of doing this much work for one image like this genuinely makes me want to puke.

I want to punch…

Wow.
The name is as stupid as the art....

No. He wasn’t supposed to transform at all. He originally only wanted him in the first form.

“Fuyuto Takeda: So you hadn’t planned on Cell appearing at all?

That’s because Tactics is the best Final Fantasy game.
It demands all of your attention.
A human mind can only focus on all the other Final Fantasy games OR the glory of Tactics. Not both.

Actually, he wanted to keep Cell in his first form and not transform at all, but unfortunately some tasteless idiot complained about him being ugly.....
Imperfect Cell’s bug design was easily the best Cell design.
It’s too bad they eventually turned him into another generic DBZ villain design, but at least they didn’t…