But you have to live in Oklahoma....

Now THAT is how it is done.

That’s the third dumbest thing I’ve heard all day (you have fierce competition from the rest of the internet).

MN9 was ready to be released....until they found those bugs at the last minute.
It was just one thing that threw everything else completely off.

Also, Hellcat (Patsy Walker) is in the show.

There’s really nothing to explain. They found some bugs right before it was supposed to get released, so they’re fixing them.

Their Red Ash Kickstarter was supposed to be timed basically with the release of Mighty No. 9, because the dev team needs SOMETHING to work on until they start making money from Mighty No.9, but…

There was nothing shady about the delay. Bugs happen.
They just didn’t immediatly tell everyone it would be delayed until they had an idea of how long it would have to be delayed.

Normally I think people give Kotaku a hard time for no reason, but you’re genuinely pretty shit when it comes to reporting on Mighty No.9 and…

Nonsense.

Wow. TIL Pocket Minecraft has something that’s BETTER instead of worse than something in real Minecraft.

“What attracted them to Until Dawn was a growing frustration with modern horror audiences. Fans today, they argued, have grown up in an age of genre deconstruction—Scream, Cabin in the Woods—and, as a result, feel smugly superior to the characters they’re watching.”

If those were actual glowing TRON stripes, I’d happily buy one (would prefer blue). But just pointless orange lines? That’s idiotic.

Rare is a person I can hate so quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
THERE IS NO GAME CALLED “AGE OF KINGS”

There are:

And here I was about to finally watch Twin Peaks with high expectations....

“Consensual but weird” doesn’t bother me.

She was always awesome.

He annoyed me, but I didn’t hate him. And by the end he was alright, but I didn’t love him.
Certainly improved.

But did you hate the book version or the movie version?

I defy anyone to actually hate the Alan Rickman version. He’s amazing.

And then he tortured his friends in the woods in the middle of winter.

I never actually hated him. He’s always been fairly alright, especially compared to the rest of his non-Tyrion family.
But yea, lately he’s one of the best characters.
Him and Brienne, and him and Tyrion, and then him and his daughter.... Aside from shoving Bran out a tower in the first episode, I have zero problems…